The Strange Case of the Assassination of the English Language During the 2017 General Election

Mario López-Goicoechea
3 min readJun 7, 2017

Let’s talk about the English language. Specifically, how it has suffered throughout this dire and needless election campaign.

Do not be surprised if on Friday 9th June a battered, bruised and heavily swollen amorphous figure turns up at the Royal Courts of Justice, on the Strand, central London to sue all the major political parties, except for the Greens. That figure, my dear readers and fellow bloggers, will be the English language.