That brought a smile to my face. When I was still dating, using the apps we all know about, I remember going out on several dates with women. They all told me about the fish. I couldn't believe it until one of them showed me one of the men on her phone. :-)

London-based, Cuban writer. Author of “Cuban, Immigrant, and Londoner”, to be published by Austin Macauley. Has written for The Guardian and Prospect.