Mario López-Goicoechea

Feb 16, 2021

1 min read

just …quipment regardless of your natural shape or proportions which are probably not good enough anyway. Also the fact that you just read the words “butt scrunch” leggings means you’ll be getting my affiliate ads for “butt scrunch” leggings for the next 7–10 days, with a repeat retargeting sometime in May just for kicks. Or you could just buy them using my link now and save yourself the hell of me controlling what you see for my own financial gain. ANYWAY.

My Husband Didn’t Notice My Butt Scrunch Leggings So I Totaled His Car
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Shani Silver

Nice touch there, I'll give you that. :-)

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Mario López-Goicoechea

Mario López-Goicoechea

London-based, Cuban writer. Author of “Cuban, Immigrant, and Londoner” https://uk.bookshop.org/a/6886/9781528994293 https://acubaninlondon.medium.com/membership

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